Apparently "whatever you want me to be baby" isn't an appropriate answer to "what's your gender" when asked at the DMV

HEY HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE THEY’RE MAKING A NEW MONSTER CEREAL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEY MADE YUMMY MUMMY IN 1988

A zombie was the only sensible choice considering modern children probably think about zombies more than all other halloween monsters combined. Glad they took the opportunity to also make a goth girl monster cereal. Finally I gotta say I don’t really like cereal much but caramel apple sounds better than all the other flavors and it’s even an actual halloweeny fall flavor. Makes me wonder why they never made a pumpkin pie one.

I hope there’s an animated commercial to go with it but I don’t know if they really do those anymore.

Apparently this is also the first original cereal mascot to ever be a girl? Ever in a hundred years of breakfast cereal?? The only other instances have supposedly been licensed characters (like when strawberry shortcake got a cereal) or nameless animals (like when a cereal had a cartoon cow on it)

Also she’s canonically Frankenberry’s cousin

mannnnn until we all get okay with the idea of people needing other people to get them water/food/etc like. idk we’re just never gonna make it

yes you have autistic in your bio but are you rude to people who need carers and assistance with basic tasks? do you call me lazy for a text post where i ask my father to bring me water? yes you have adhd and post constantly about executive dysfunction but if a schizophrenic person who needs but doesn’t have have a carer hasn’t showered or worn clean clothes in months exists, how are you going to react to that?

yeah yeah you’re all for disability rights but if someone is campaigning for adult changing tables in disabled stall bathrooms because they have incontinence and have to wear a diaper are you going to think they’re weird? if a person has a visible colostomy bag are you going to think it’s gross? what about feeding tubes? how does your opinion on these issues change if the person in question is fat, or homeless, or a person of color?

You expect me to believe that ai could ever possibly match the human ability to write something as completely fucking stupid as "the epic highs and lows of high school football."

*5 minutes into working on a paper* i should coat my cast iron pan

How to make each time you put on a binder feel as wonderful as the first time

Youtubers will see some super tame sfw furry art and be like, “OH GOD WHY AAHHH MY EYES!!! WHAT IS THIS??!? WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS?!?”
And the art will look like this:

I cannot believe there are people on tumblr dot com who are commenting on this post like, “erm yeah deserved reaction. Furries are freaks!!” Like friend, you are on TUMBLR lmao